I laughed . . . I cried . . . I laughed until I cried . . .

John Carpenter Presents Body Bags was a very entertaining trio of tales . . .

Note to Renny Harlin: Stick to action movies and stay the hell away from my horror. . .

Never piss off a trained monkey . . . these are words to live by.

"Toys are very loyal, and that is a fact . . ."

Ho-hum - do any of these flicks ever get tired of ripping off Texas Chainsaw Massacre. . .

What it lacked in substance, it certainly made up for in action . . .

Ghost Ship really started off with a bang, it continued through its midsection with a whir, but by the ending it just sort of fizzled . . .

Probably the original public service announcement against the use of drugs . . .

Proving once again that the occult and black magic are nothing to fool around with, Ghoulies is a campy little B film that goes just a little over the top with the cheese . . .